This is a parody. In case you don't know what that word means, here is the definition:

A parody (pronounced [ˈpɛɹədiː] US, [ˈpaɹədiː] UK), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, or author, by means of humorous or satiric imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hutcheon (2000: 7) puts it, "parody … is , not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith (2000: 9), defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice."

No one actually said anything that is in the comic ballons (as far as I know). It is all made up stuff I created. This site contains some profanity so if you are one of those people who gets really offended by the "F" word, turn back